The Annoying Truth

Day 1: Cataract surgery – Right Eye.  Everyone told me it would be a “piece of cake”.  They were correct. When I thought they were rolling me into the surgery, I was actually being rolled out.  I missed the entire thing!  This was a blessing.  I was so nervous about having to watch them cutting into my eyeball.

Day 2: I was able to take off the bandage today and put drops in my eye.  The eye (the right one) was blurry and full of goop. I could not open it all the way. I was expecting to see a miraculous difference – not a worsening of vision.  But I was forewarned that it may take days to see normally.

Day 3: My right eye was still blurry and I could not see a dramatic difference in my sight.  This worried me.  My left eye had the worse vision, so maybe after that surgery, I would be able to focus well.

Day 4: In the morning, I removed the eyepatch and put my AM drops into my eye. I could not believe my face in the mirror. Yes, I had a black eye of course.  It was my skin that freaked me out.  The creases in my forehead were deeper and more predominate.  I was pale and pasty looking with a dry and cracking aura about me. A few days without moisturizer and foundation takes its toll.

Day 5:  The past three days I had a headache.  I decided that a hot shower would help.  It would have helped more if I was not distracted by the filthy grime sticking to the tile grout.  Then there was the tile on the walls – their grout was a pinkish color in spots.  Mildew was growing all around me.

Day 6:  I figured out something.  There is nothing wrong with my right eye.  Every day, I look older & my house is dirtier.

With all the warnings and cautions, my Doc neglected to tell me about those side effects.

♥  TTFN  ♥

A Cautionary Tale

OK, last night I could not sleep, so I brought up my Prime Video watchlist and chose some comedy specials to listen too. I could not see well at all (remember eye surgery yesterday). Luckily my ears still worked.
Sometime, while listening to comedians, I did fall asleep.

This morning I checked my laptop for emails and discovered one from Amazon. It was a shock to find out that I, who never rents or buys videos, ordered a video in my sleep. The evidence was staring me in the face – an invoice for $3.99

↑ What I Purchased While Sleeping ↑

I hope this is not the guy that put me to sleep!

The “jury” is out regarding this purchase, so stay tuned for my review post later this month…

♥  TTFN  ♥