Voting Should Be More Real

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We the people want to be heard. We want to have our “say”. So why are less than half of eligible voters actually voting?  Maybe it’s a sign that we need a change.

I for one am sick of the ballot using such complicated legalese that what you are voting on is obscured.  Whoever is editing our voting materials never attended  English classes taught by my teachers. Being unclear was a big no-no.

Example of a measure proposed on a local ballot:

Measure B
Shall the City of  Pineville, State of Louisiana (the “City”), continue to levy and collect a special tax of ten (10) mills on all property subject to taxation in said City (an estimated $780,745 reasonably expected at this time to be collected from the levy of the tax for an entire year), for a period of ten (10) years, beginning with the year 2011 and ending with the year 2020, for the purpose of paying salaries of employees of the fire and police departments of said City? …

That is only the brief description of  Measure B. There are 6 more pages at the back of the ballot with the story, but most folks don’t read those pages. It’s not because we are lazy, or ignorant. It’s because reading the brief description has already given us a headache.

I’ve spoken English all my life and that just wasn’t  it. The government started printing the ballots and voter information in Spanish, Chinese, Vietnamese, etc.  So people whose primary language is not English can better understand the material.   I wonder how that is working for them.  All this time they thought it was  the f_*&^#g English language that kept them from understanding what they were voting for.  Ha! Now they know that none of us know.

Aside from the way ballots are worded, these Measures, Laws, and Propositions often do not involve one thing. They involve 2 or 3 things, or even worse, they refer to other Measures, Laws, and Propositions. It’s suspicious the way they pussy-foot around what is being said. Measure B above, translated into English, would say: “Should Pineville, LA continue to collect a special property tax for funding the police and fire departments for another 10 years?”  Yes or No? Period. Talk about the gory details on the pages in the back of the pamphlet if you must.

Sheesh!

This Could Be News…

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Has Political Correctness gone too far?

“Yes!”, exclaims Mayor Eldon Sidney, “and the people of this town have decided to do something about it.”

The residents of  Nemo, CA decided at their monthly town meeting on Friday, to put together a local law (Measure” N”) that would be added to the County Election ballot and voted on during the Primary Election, Tuesday, June 5th, 2012.

If passed, Measure “N” will exempt the town of  Nemo from using P.C. terminology.  They will be free to talk  like they used to.

“You know, like back when this country had free-speech”, said Councilman Hart. “We have more rules, laws, and taxes forced on us now by our own Government than the English oppressed us with back in the 1770’s.”

Nemo’s oldest resident at 89-years, Hattie May Johnson, laughed when asked how she felt about Measure N.  “I’ve been talking since the age of two and nobody’s going to be able to change how I do it now. I don’t cuss or take the Lord’s name in vain, which is more than those politicians can say!”  Hattie went on to explain,  “If we say someone is ‘height challenged’, everyone has to think about that a minute to translate the meaning. Horse feathers! Short means short! I’m short. Are you ashamed of being short? If you say I’m ‘height challenged’ I am still short. It don’t change that fact one bit!”

She’s got a point there. Maybe there should be a law about political correctness – requiring politicians to behave correctly...

Weekly Photo Challenge: Unfocused

Unfocused Photography Is My Specialty!

Granddaughter's Smile
No matter how gorgeous the models are, something goes wrong…

Some of my best work has been out of focus. I blame my hands that mysteriously shake when I try to do something important, like take a photo or paint my nails.  Very annoying.

Yikes!
Sometimes the subjects move or freak out.

Children are not the only difficult subjects to photograph…

Oh For Petes Sake!
Why does this photo turn out focused?

Good thing I have a day job 😉