Category: Humor

Humor is everywhere – open your eyes!

Unreal Produce

~ JodiLea

Today at the grocery store, I happened to see this sign in the produce section. I googled this hideous thing, and it is really a legitimate fruit.

The text below was taken from an article about them.

“Maybe “butt-ugly” is a little harsh, but you have to admit this citrus is just that.

“A bad Sumo is equal to what a good navel orange tastes like,” says Seth Wollenman, the brand manager for this new fruit.

In other words, the Sumo’s worst day is the navel orange’s best day.

Maybe I will buy one or two next time I can pass the sign without giggling.

♥  TTFN  ♥

Funny or Not

~ JodiLea

It’s almost midnight and I do not have much that’s funny to share, but I can’t let another Thursday go by without Giggles and Bits…

When I first saw this I did not laugh. My first thought was “growth hormones” & “GMO”.

“You’re not going to eat those are you?” I asked my hubby, who was making his breakfast.

“Of course I am.”

“Yish!”

He did eat them. He is still healthy, from what I can tell.

What is the first thought YOU had after seeing this?

Superhero Pick-up Lines

~ JodiLea

Forgive me Guys, I just couldn’t help it…

 

“Wanna get hammered?”
“Hey! Pull my Finger – haha”

 

 

 

 

 

“Mind if I adjust your headlights?”

 

“Join me after the battle for tea?”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Good thing these guys don’t need them  🙂

TTFN!

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