I bought a joke book the other day. It has to be the least funniest joke book in the world. Maybe it’s just me, because most are jokes on girls, women and blonde women in particular. Then there are the naked girl jokes.
Well, of course the book was written by a man. I wish I had read a sample before purchasing it, but alas, I am blonde and it did not occur to me.
Maybe you will find a sampling amusing. I hope so. It is Thursday…
A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, I’m horribly sick!” The doctor looks at her and asks, “Flu?” “No, I drove here.”
Dad: Why have your grades gone down so much during this school term, son? Son: Because they moved my friend Dexter to the next classroom!
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Are you groaning and rolling your eyes yet?
OK, just one more then…
Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box it said ‘From 2 to 4 years.’
See what I mean?
♥ TTFN ♥