A Pinch Of This, and A Pinch Of That…

Weekly Writing Challenge: A Pinch of You.   This week, we want a window into the complexity that is you. We want your best recipes. We want the recipe for all the bits and pieces and quirks and foibles and loves that make you you…

Recipe for Jodi Lea
Beat together until fluffy:
1 cup humor
1/4 cup stubbornness, coarsely chopped
1 cup tolerance
1/2 cup trusting
3/4 cup enthusiasm
1/2 cup imagination
1 cup addiction
1 cup faith
1/4 cup anxiety/depression mix
1/4 cup impatience
2 Tablespoons anger
1/2 Tablespoon resentment
1 cup Splenda®
Large bag of Movie Popcorn
Seasonings- beat well in small bowl before adding to above mixture:
2 squirts Holy water
2 teaspoons  Princess
1 teaspoon Bitch
Two heaping Tablespoons of naughty
Spread into a non-stick baking pan that has a tightly sealed lid.
Take to FedEx and ship to a beach in the Caribbean.
This is much better when baked the solar way, which could take a few weeks 😉