This Could Be News….

October 26, 2012 ~ JodiLea

Retiree Loses Her Mind

Partying Retiree

Ms. Betty Lou Harris embarrassed her friends on Thursday by behaving inappropriately at a riverboat luncheon.

Apparently, Betty Lou believed she was on a Caribbean cruise. She did the Hula and tried to teach everyone how to dance the Macarena.

Although disruptive, there were no altercations or injuries. One crew member told us, “Man, that old lady could party! Her legs were like a 20-year olds.”

After the boat docked, Ms. Harris’s friends took her to the nearest emergency room for evaluation.

No further information has been released.

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It’s a Short Trip…

October 11, 2012 ~ JodiLea ~ 1 Comment

Whenever I say “That’s driving me crazy!”, hubby replies with “That’s a short trip.”

He is correct, along with being a smart ass.

Because I have nothing else to do (blatant lie) I signed up for National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo) – even when you retire you have to deal with acronyms. I want to give my lazy muse a good workout, get in the habit of working on fiction everyday.

No, this blog is not fiction. OK… The “This Could Be News” posts are as fictional as they get though.

When I signed up for the event, they gave me a free website for getting sponsors and displaying my progress. Come by if you feel like it. If you have an extra buck, think about supporting us striving writers. Or is that starving writers?

No purchase required to win.