Definitions of God

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Maybe they have the last , but it’s wrong.

According to the online Dictionary, YourDictionary.com, ‘God’ is defined as:

  • The (personification of the) laws of nature.
  • An impersonal and universal spiritual presence or force.
  • An image that is worshiped; idol.
  • A person or thing deified or excessively honored and admired.
  • Used variously, and in interjectional phrases, as an oath and as an expression of relief, determination, surprise, anger, etc.

I find these “definitions” reveal more about those at YourDictionary, than they do God.

The Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines ‘God’ as:

  • The supreme reality
  • The being who men worship as creator and ruler of the universe
  • a being or object believed to have more than natural attributes and powers and to require man’s worship
  • a person or thing of supreme value

Close, but too vague to have an opinion

In Roget’s International Thesaurus, Fourth Edition, ‘God’ is defined as:

  • Lord, Jehovah, Providence.
  • The Supreme Being
  • God Almighty
  • Almighty God
  • The Alpha and the Omega; the infinite being
  • Omnipotent, Omnipresent
  • All knowing, all merciful, all Holy
  • King of Kings, Lord of Lords
  • The Maker, the Creator of all things

Roget pulled those definitions straight from the Bible. I have seen these in the Bible myself, along with a few other ones. My favorite? “Hearer of Prayers”

TTFN

If I Had My Own Reality TV Show

I hate TV Reality Shows.

ALL of them are dumb, and some dumber than most. I would have to be threatened with bodily harm to write/produce one. But for the sake of this topic let’s pretend that I have been, and so I am.

My show would be the reality show that reality show haters will watch. After all, we haters need shows too.

Reality TV is Dumb, is a game show where the Host shows the Panel of Judges (also the audience) clips from last weeks reality TV shows. A short snip-it of each show – at it’s dumbest moment.  The Panel, comprised of comedians and 1 lucky audience member, discuss the various shows (makes fun of them mostly). Then there is a vote to select which show is the most annoying and ridiculous of them all. That show is voted off and will not be part of my show anymore.

My dream cast would be:

Host:  Robin Williams  

Panelist #1: Lily Tomlin 

Panelist #2: Ron White 

Panelist #3: Jeff Dunham & Achmed


Panelist #4:  Carrot Top

Guest Panelist: audience member who was chosen from raffle ticket drawing.

I can’t decide if the raffle tickets are gratis or if they are sold for $1.00 and proceeds donated to the winner’s cause of choice.

OK. I have done this. Reality TV has one more show. This brings the total  to 670. Not only do I find that scary, but it’s ridiculous!

Don’t believe me? See the list for yourself…

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