It’s amazing how Thursdays catch up with me now, since I started this Tid Bits & Giggles thing. I look through my memories and photos and those cute “signs” everyone posts on Facebook, looking for a great laugh that is worthy of my dear readers. It’s Wednesday night, so I feel pressured to get ‘er done. Yet, I have not come across ANY thing that even remotely cracks me up.
Part of my melancholy, I’m sure, is the suicide of Robin Williams. I’m so sorry that he, who gave such joy to others, could not find happiness himself. Whether he was Mork, Mrs. Doubtfire, or hosting the Oscars, the man was so talented. So incredibly FUNNY. I loved him, along with several zillion other fans.
Every time I heard “Dude looks like a Lady” by Aerosmith, these images popped into my head. ↓
This world will be a gloomier place for a while…
I hate TV Reality Shows.
ALL of them are dumb, and some dumber than most. I would have to be threatened with bodily harm to write/produce one. But for the sake of this topic let’s pretend that I have been, and so I am.
My show would be the reality show that reality show haters will watch. After all, we haters need shows too.
Reality TV is Dumb, is a game show where the Host shows the Panel of Judges (also the audience) clips from last weeks reality TV shows. A short snip-it of each show – at it’s dumbest moment. The Panel, comprised of comedians and 1 lucky audience member, discuss the various shows (makes fun of them mostly). Then there is a vote to select which show is the most annoying and ridiculous of them all. That show is voted off and will not be part of my show anymore.
My dream cast would be:
Host: Robin Williams
Panelist #1: Lily Tomlin
Panelist #2: Ron White
Panelist #3: Jeff Dunham & Achmed
Panelist #4: Carrot Top
Guest Panelist: audience member who was chosen from raffle ticket drawing.
I can’t decide if the raffle tickets are gratis or if they are sold for $1.00 and proceeds donated to the winner’s cause of choice.
OK. I have done this. Reality TV has one more show. This brings the total to 670. Not only do I find that scary, but it’s ridiculous!
Don’t believe me? See the list for yourself…
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