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Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half sorrow.
— Swedish proverb
Grandma is taking the afternoon to recharge her batteries
TTFN 😉
Come Inside My Head, if You Dare…
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Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half sorrow.
— Swedish proverb
Grandma is taking the afternoon to recharge her batteries
TTFN 😉
Every morning I post the current Threat Level. When I arrive at work, I assess the situation and post the days level prominently on my office door. This threat level has nothing to do with terrorists.
It’s all about me.
I have really good mornings most of the time. Today was not one of them. I normally use the real color-coded threat level sign. But that seemed too ordinary to express the condition I had elevated to in the 3 hours between getting out of bed and starting to work. Every joint in my body hurt, my fasting blood glucose was 314, meaning two injections instead of one. I felt feverish, sweaty and grumpy. My skin itched and crawled.
I did not want to go to work. I wanted to scream, throw a tantrum, and go back to bed. But being the dedicated employee that I am, I sucked it up and went to the office. Where I found more crap to irritate me, just reading my email.
<—Today’s Threat Level
Someone said “A picture is worth 1,000 words”. I have no clue who this little girl is, but she looks how I felt today. And still feel tonight, so I am sending my grumpy ass to bed now.
Thanks for listening 😉
Ask Jeeves.
Remember my “quest” for information on how to get a day/week/month for your cause? Well, I was curled up on the couch, vaporizing* myself at 4:00am this morning, and I figured why not do some Internet research? (I’m sick, OK?)
I deliberately avoided the dot gov sites and tried AskJeeves.com. I typed in my question and Jeeves led me to a number of sites that were actually helpful in finding out what I wanted to know. The dude is in the UK, and yet he is more helpful than our own government sites – go figure.
I still nodded off about 5 times while gathering facts. Redundant and over chatty pages (I’m within the dot gov ones at this point) slowed me down, but at last I now have some information for us. Not only that, but it’s in a form that I can easily translate into common English (i.e. American).
Information taken from David Silverberg’s “Building a Bill In Congress- for Dummies“
It all starts with an idea, a simple concept. You take that idea to your representative because you see a need, you have a cause, and you want it to become a law.
Only members of Congress can propose resolutions that are considered by the entire body. Your task comes down to convincing a Congressperson to actually want to introduce your idea.
Anyone can write up, or draft a bill, but only a member of Congress can introduce it. However, the more work that you do for members, the easier it is for them to work on your behalf. When you have a bill that you want Congress to consider, writing it up in legal language and presenting it to your representative or senator as a draft is a good idea. Lobbyists routinely draft legislative proposals.
Figuring out how to write a bill is easy. Just look up an existing bill on the congressional Web site and follow that format to compose your proposal. Although your representative may make a few changes, he and the staff won’t have to do as much work creating the bill by themselves.
At another helpful place I found formats to use when writing a Bill & Fact Sheet:
Bill Format
Title: An Act to __________________________ Title should not be too specific but give an accurate statement of what the bill will do.
Preamble: Your only opportunity in the bill itself to make an argument about why the bill is important and good. Consists of 2 or 3 clauses that begin with phrases such as “given that” or “recognizing that.”
Section 1: States the main purpose of the bill.
Section 1A: If you want to clarify something about Section 1, use a subsection.
Section 1B: If there is more to clarify, use another subsection. Remember, if you have a Subsection A, you need at least a Subsection B. Add as many subsections as needed If you only need one subsection, you just make it the next section.
Section 2: This is where you present the next part of your bill. You can use subsections here as well, they follow the same rules. For the rest of the sections explaining your bill, use this format.
Section 3: Enactment clause. This is the last section of your bill (not always Section 3). In this section, you state how long it will take for the bill to go into effect. Often it is 91 days. Anything less is considered emergency legislation and requires a 2/3 vote to pass
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Sample Fact Sheet
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Okay. Now we know what to do when the urge to make something a law hits us 😉
* Vaporizing: the act of boiling water to create moist steam in the air. Used to treat respiratory infections and croup. In case you didn’t know.