ME (et al.)
If you have followed along for a while, you may have “met” most of the above personalities. They ALL have something to say.
Things I should not do:
- Get a Tattoo. Who would get to decide which one? We would be mortified by any image that suited another.
- Go to Las Vegas. Not to mention any names, but one of us is a bit sleazy, one of us is a slot junkie, and who knows what kind of trouble the Goth one would cause.
- Get Married. My poor husband! Every evening when he leaves work, he has no clue who he is coming home to. Sometimes he enjoyed the surprise.
- Work with Alzheimer’s patients. Those poor souls have enough confusion in their lives. They certainly don’t need us.
Go anywhere without a GPS: Not a single one of us has any sense of direction. I mean none… whatsoever.
Have the combination to the gun safe: The Government could learn from hubby and the kids about keeping top-secret information from getting into the wrong hands.
When I worked, I had a mood warning system on my office door. Most co-workers thought I was trying to be funny, but my immediate group paid attention.
Gotta go now. It’s way past my bedtime
Hey! Who are you calling “a bit sleazy” you sanctimonious witch!