You Know Me?

November 27, 2015 ~ JodiLea

Every time I look at a mirror, it startles me and I scream a little.

I walked into Sissy’s Beauty shop, told her what I wanted, and she did it. So, I should expect my hair to be different – right? However, I am still surprised when I get a good glance. Only Ziva, who knows its me by scent and the sound of my voice, has not looked at me strange.

I catch hubby staring at me. He is still trying to adjust and it has been 3 days. I apologize for not posting a photo of the “new” me. It’s not because I’m ashamed of the hair – I have not had a chance to gussie-up since my house-guests arrived. Yes, I am that vain.

All my friends recognize me (from the front) right away.

This must be why they make you move when you go into witness protection. Changing your hair color to reddish copper won’t do it.

<— not me

A Happy Thanksgiving to all my fabulous Readers!!

♥ TTFN ♥

Just When You Think The Worst is Over..

November 6, 2015November 5, 2015 ~ JodiLea

Trent and Jed do something ridiculous. AGAIN! Last week they waived Jerrod Haynes and sent him to the practice squad. Hey! Wait a minute. Isn’t Jerrod God’s gift from Australia? The dude made yards and yards for the 49ers. What the Hell happened? I must have missed something important. I HATE when I do that.

Then, this week they traded Vernon Davis to the Denver Bronco’s. And for what? Two late round draft picks. Vernon Davis!?! Egads!* What – we have so many receivers that we can trade our best one to the Bronco’s?

I hold my breath now when I read the sports page. Today’s announcement about Kaepernick being 2nd QB on Sunday did not surprise me. In fact, I am all for throwing Gabbert out into the fray and seeing how he deals with it. I don’t have anything against Blaine Gabbert. But if he fails miserably in and out of the pocket, maybe 49er management will start getting a clue.

It could happen.

* EGADS -A word my grandmother would use when she became so angered and befuddled by something she could not believe really happened. The tone and emphasis in which she spewed out this word frightened us kids. Our grandma did not need cuss words.

♥ TTFN ♥

Giggles & Bits Thursday – A Funny Story

November 5, 2015 ~ JodiLea

My Sis sent me an email with a funny story. Thanks to her, we have something to laugh about today!

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SIPPING VODKA
	A new Priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.. After mass he asked the Monsignor how he had done.
	The Monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.”
	So next Sunday he took the Monsignor’s advice.. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm.
	Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:

	1) Sip the vodka, don’t gulp.
	2) There are 10 commandments, not 12..
	3) There are 12 disciples, not 10…
	4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
	5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
	6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
	7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook.
	8) David slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit out of him..
	9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don’t say he was stoned off his ass.
	10) We do not refer to the cross as the ‘Big T.’
	11) When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, “Take this and eat it for this is my body..” He did not say, “Eat me.”
	12) The Virgin Mary is not called ‘Mary with the Cherry’.
	13) The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.
	14) Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter’s not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy’s.

Thanks again, Sue!!

♥ TTFN ♥