My cousin in West Virginia posted this on Facebook and I “borrowed” it for today’s giggle.
I am officially claiming this description for my housekeeping style as well.
♥ TTFN ♥
Jodi
Author: JodiLea
I don't pretend to be who/what I'm not. I will be honest here unless I publish under the category "This could be news," which is 99% fiction and a wee bit sarcastic. ;-) I want readers who come here to have as much fun as I do. Not all subjects can be fun, but most can be funny if I do my job right ;-)
My inner child is reflected in my logo and will change at a moment's notice.
NEVER Underestimate A Five Year Old
Today’s Giggles & Bits is a true story…
When I answered the phone a couple of weeks ago, I hear a quiet, small voice at the other end.
“Hi Grandma…”
I smile because the only time she is quiet is when she’s on the phone. When she is talking that is. If you were on the phone talking with someone else, she would not be quiet. It is against her nature. But that is for another tale.
“Hi sweetie!” I am so relieved it is her and not a recording or a solicitor . She did want something from me, as it turned out. Her Kindergarten class was having a “lap-a-thon” to raise money for her school. I told her I would pledge $1.00 per lap. She was so excited. She had pledges for quarters but not dollars until now. I gave myself some Good Grandma points, then went on with my week. Looking forward to her next call on the weekend to tell me how much I owed her.
How many laps could a tiny child do, right?
Thirty-six, as it turns out.
36!! Her Good Grandma had to write out a check to her school for $36.00. I guess that makes me a Dumb (but Proud!) Grandma.
I should have known better. I have seen her in action running through the house. I gave up yelling at her “don’t run in the house!” She runs by too fast to hear anyway, and I am certainly sick of hollering it.
So, go ahead – run in the house. But NOT with scissors! Grandma’s can only take so much…
♥ TTFN ♥
Perceptions
I “borrowed” this photo from a friend’s Facebook post the other day. Or a couple of months ago – I am having issues with time lately. Regardless, the photo speaks volumes. The first look told me it was taken during a float-trip. Not a surprise – my friends often go camping & floating in the summer. Missouri is not experiencing a drought and there are many lakes and rivers to play in.
The second time I examined the photo, I noticed that the river was glass, reflecting its surroundings like a mirror. The person(s) in the canoe were not rowing, but instead floating along in no hurry, kicking back and enjoying the ride.
It is also possible that the person belonging to the legs in the canoe is asleep and a different person took the photo from behind her or him. Maybe the legs belong to a jerk who is making his girlfriend (not for long) sit in the back and steer all day because she wasn’t putting out on this nightmare of a camping trip.
What I mean to say is this; we only know what the photo shows us. Our perception of the scene is uniquely ours, causing us to interpret, then feel an emotional response of some kind.
What do YOU see & feel when you look at it?
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