Driving Mister Daisy

Driving Miss Daisy

I no longer have pity for Morgan Freeman. At least he was not married to Miss Daisy. AND – he got paid to drive her butt around.

I, however, am married to Mister Daisy (a.k.a. Hubby). Who does not thank me for driving him around, let alone pay me. I don’t want to rant about hubby too much. He is not a happy man with only 1/4 of his vision, and I get that.

So, I’m just going to explain (in a non-ranting way) how our lives are going these days.

Mr. Daisy hates me driving him around. He wants to do all the driving himself, but he is not allowed to since his eye surgery.

He doesn’t trust my driving ability. He hates staying awake on long trips because he wants to navigate me. Sure, I get lost and turned around sometimes, but I think this is what they call “the blind leading the blind”. It’s amazing we get anywhere.

The longer our drive, the “snippier” he gets. My TMJ is flaring up from the stress of keeping my mouth shut and trying not to cry. I don’t handle snippy very well.

My lack of depth-perception alarms Mr. Daisy greatly. He says I’m “running off the road”.  I say he’s not used to being on the right-side of the car. I know from personal experience that things look a lot scarier from there. He swears he feels tires leaving the road.

I don’t argue anymore. I just say “whoops!” and hope it pisses him off.

😉

I REALLY Am the April Fool

Whoops!  All of the links on this post did not work until tonight (3-days after publishing it).  This was not an April-Fools Day joke on my part, but an extreme lack of proofreading in my anxiousness to get some sleep.

My deepest apologies, dear readers.

All links are fixed now. Thank you for your patience 🙂

 

APRIL 2013

Monthly Observances

National Child Abuse Prevention Month

Stress Awareness Month

National Humor Month

Observance Days

Apr 1st: If you don’t remember this one – YOU are the fool (along with me)

Apr  7th: World Health Day

Apr. 11th: National Alcohol Screening Day

Apr. 14th: International Moment of Laughter Day

Apr. 15th: Tax Day

Apr. 22nd: Earth Day

Apr. 24th: Administrative Professionals Day

Apr. 25th: Take Your Sons/Daughter’s To Work

Apr. 26: Arbor Day

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Weekly Observances

April 1–7

National Public Health Week

April 14–20

National Library Week

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Now I must get moving on the income tax forms…..