If Knitting Were Exercise, I Would Be Fit

 PostADay2011 Topic #221 “What is your favorite way to get exercise?”  led me to imagine a perfect world where working with yarns and fabrics burned calories….

Craft Mountain

I would be very, VERY fit.

Instead of working out in a gym, I could sit comfortably at home while I “work out”.  Even catch up on my soaps. My BFF, who is also a yarn addict, could come over and we could chat while we “worked out”.  Wouldn’t that be cool?? And I could justify my yarn addiction to hubby who really loves it when I’m fit. 😉

I actually get a rush when I’m in the yarn section at JoAnn’s or Micheal’s. The only shoppers who seem to be as excited as I am, are little kids. While I play it cool, they are doing what I feel like doing – running about, squealing and squeezing the colorful, fluffy balls of yarn. To answer your question, “is that normal?”  Yes. For me it is.

Working with yarn is my therapy – it helps me stay balanced, at least within my own mind. Knitting has not replaced my medication, but I haven’t frightened anyone lately. I don’t yell as much either.  Many family members and friends now have Jodi Lea originals.

Each Jodi Lea is unique. Not only in the design, but the flaws made during the creation. Sometimes you have to really inspect it closely to find flub ups. A few have obvious flaws to anyone who knits/crochets. Then there are those where I repeated mistakes (on purpose) throughout the pattern to make the mistake a part of the design. I’m especially proud of those, for some reason.

Last time I was in JoAnn’s I made the mistake of looking around after stalking the yarn aisles, and ran into the quilting displays. Now I have it in my head I want to start piecing a quilt together to use up my scrap cloth I kept for “I may be able to use that someday”. My timing is awful – I have 3 yarn projects going on now, and 2 more in the queue. A big crop of babies are due to arrive this Fall & Winter and I am already behind schedule.

Grandmothers Flower Garden PatternSo… I decided my quilt will be a “Grandmother’s Flower Garden”. An old-fashioned pattern using pieced together hexagons. It will be my very first patchwork project and I can’t wait to get started!

Now before you roll your eyes, let me tell you about the fabric left-overs I have been saving up. They will make the cutest “Baby Flower Garden” quilt ever  😉

Baby Fabric Scraps

Looking over the pattern, I realized that every piece must be sewn together. By hand. It’s going to take a lot of time and patience. And we all know how much of those two things I have. Ha! I should make a test flower to see if my clumsy fingers can even handle that much.

Who knows, I may even be able to finish it before any great-grandchildren come along.

🙂

The Cookbook: Formatting Nightmares

Future Cookbook

I am at the last section now – desserts!  I thought I would format the document while taking a break from writing recipes. OMG!!  What a mess I have made.

There are 126 “sections” in the manuscript because I used one and two column sections, for the ingredient list for each recipe. It looks really nice on the page, but now I can’t get the page numbering OR the footers working. Just when I get it started going right, I notice there are 2 odd-numbered header/footers in a row. Then 2 even-numbered sections in a row. All the even-numbered pages say “Page 2”, and all the odd-numbered ones disappear after the first 20 sections.  I do not know how this happens.

If I had a secretary, or an assistant, I could make them do this. Since I have to wear those hats during this point in my career, I must suck it up and learn how to format a many sectioned document. I have had MS Word training. I’m a woman, so I can (and do) ask for directions from “Help”.

There are many help pages on how to format a long document. There are no pages for help with fixing a messed up one. Perhaps Microsoft does not think people could mess up this bad.  Well, they do.

I need to know how to “hide” sections that I don’t want to count. I only want TWO real sections. Not 126 sections I can’t “link to previous” with, or make sense of.  Sigh. It looks like I need to sign up for more ^&*#@! training…

Cookbook Interruptus

Future Cookbook

Sigh. Almost to the desert section, and I discover errors in a recipe given to me. By my mother!

On my recipe card she wrote: “1 can salmon, not drained”.  On her card I find the original recipe says: “1 can salmon (1 pound), drained”. So, which is it? I ask her. She replies that you have to tip the can and drain off the top, but don’t dump salmon into a strainer.

Oh.  She took the card from my hand and crossed out “not” and wrote above it “lightly” and handed it back to me. No wonder mine always came out too runny.

I suspect the salmon cakes is not the only recipe with discrepancies. I make a note to refer to mom’s file box while proofreading the cookbook.  For now, I want to finish adding the pile of recipe cards, magazine clippings, and sticky notes to my manuscript.

What I should be doing is taking a nap because I could be up all night again.  What I am doing is trying to keep up with my post-a-day challenge in the midst of chaos  😉  Since it has already interrupted things, I will pass along the correct Salmon Cakes recipe. Y’all should feel honored.

Salmon Cakes
1 pound can Salmon , lightly drained [tip can to drain off most liquid, but don’t use a strainer]
1 Tbls. Lemon Juice
1 Egg
3 Tbls. Onion , diced
¼ tea. Pepper
¼ cup corn meal (or crushed crackers)

Mix Salmon with other ingredients in a medium bowl.  Mix well. Shape into 10 to 12 ‘patties’ and fry in oil on medium heat, until brown on each side. Mom always said using a heavy iron skillet was the proper way to fry stuff.

Serve with Cole Slaw & French fries. And plenty of  salt!!