
Groaner of the Week

Come Inside My Head, if You Dare…
Today may have been perfect if not for this.

If we morphed into creatures representative of our moods, this was me yesterday. The gal above lingers a bit today, but she’s not so large or angry. Hopefully she doesn’t smell as bad either.
I drive to work on a dark country road. At 5:00am all roads are dark, but this one has very few street lights. Suddenly, a cat appears in my headlights and then I hit it. A very sickening Thud and a bump.
My first thought was “I hope that wasn’t somebody’s kitty“. The next thought was “Oh crap! That was a black cat“. I’m not a superstitious person, so I wasn’t afraid of bad luck following me. For the most part.
Oh, but it did. And it was not even a black cat. It used to be a small skunk.
The smell has somewhat lessened over night. I think. I’m not sure because I have a cold and my sense of smell is obviously impaired. I was thinking that I blew all the skunk off the car when I drove home. Then, hubby got home and he was coughing and gagging after stepping out into the driveway.
I tossed the super-duper, turbo air conditioning container (from the bathroom) into my car and closed all the windows, but it was no match for the skunk-mobile.
The perfume I have in my office drawer should help some. I plan on staying in my office and rescheduling my meetings anyway.
Friday, January 20th
Dear Diary,
Today marks the 8th month I have not smoked.
Whoopee.
I’m not excited because I have fought with The Bitch on a daily basis. I have used all of my addiction fighting tools the past 2 weeks and I am exhausted. I am also terrified – I feel The Bitch gaining on me.
I need to call in reinforcements…




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I think ALL of these at the same time might work 😉