Bad Fashion

~ JodiLea

No article of clothing condemns a person more than the hooded sweatshirt (a.k.a. hoodie). Worn with the hood over the head and obscuring the face of the wearer, practically screams, “I’M A CRIMINAL!”

And the hoodie is an equal opportunity garment. Ethnic backgrounds do not matter. Wear a hoodie suspiciously (i.e., hiding under the hood, when it’s not raining) and people will avoid you. They won’t even look your way.

Only small children can get away with hoodies – small hoodies with bright colors or depicting animated characters are not considered a threat to society. It is toddlers in general, that people should be afraid of, but that is another topic for another day.

You won’t be mistaken for a criminal if you wear a hoodie inside. Why would you want to wear your hoodie inside? You ask.

Well, take a look at this guy. He is not a criminal. He could be the smartest man on Earth!

hoodie-inside

Have a wonderful Wednesday!

♥  TTFN  ♥

Oh Hell, To The Queen

~ JodiLea

Royal blood does not run in my family’s veins. (Type I Diabetes does.) Being The Queen is not in my destiny.
And yet – I am constantly being crowned.  Tiaras

It would be a different story if these crowns were diamond encrusted tiaras. Alas, they are but porcelain tooth coverings, that involve pain and a lot of money.  I suspect I am the reason my dentist is such a happy guy.

You may remember I had two root-canals last summer.  (Probably not, but I sure do.) My dentist and I agreed to “recycle” the crowns that popped off when the teeth went bad. These ‘re-treads’ did not last very long. In December the left one popped off, exposing the tiny stub of a tooth. I already had an appointment to prepare for a crown for the tooth that broke in half in November, but my exposed nub took priority and stubby was prepped for a new crown.  The new crown was put in two days ago. My appointment to prep for the broken one’s crown is next week.

This very morning… the 2nd recycled crown came off. Because this stubby tooth is directly aligned with the upper broken one, I must now chew on the other side. You know, the side that still is sore from the Novocaine and crown fitting (i.e., cramming it in place with cement).

Perhaps you are lucky enough to have strong healthy bones and teeth, and have been spared learning dentistry the hard way. If that is true, I hate you, but I will still tell you about the side effects. Your bite changes. Every procedure, filling and (temporary + permanent) crown you get will change how your jaw moves. This means you are in for a lot of cheek and tongue biting until your jaw adjusts. Until the next repair work, that is.

In my case – next week.

♥  TTFN  ♥

 

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