Bad Fashion

No article of clothing condemns a person more than the hooded sweatshirt (a.k.a. hoodie). Worn with the hood over the head and obscuring the face of the wearer, practically screams, “I’M A CRIMINAL!”

And the hoodie is an equal opportunity garment. Ethnic backgrounds do not matter. Wear a hoodie suspiciously (i.e., hiding under the hood, when it’s not raining) and people will avoid you. They won’t even look your way.

Only small children can get away with hoodies – small hoodies with bright colors or depicting animated characters are not considered a threat to society. It is toddlers in general, that people should be afraid of, but that is another topic for another day.

You won’t be mistaken for a criminal if you wear a hoodie inside. Why would you want to wear your hoodie inside? You ask.

Well, take a look at this guy. He is not a criminal. He could be the smartest man on Earth!


Have a wonderful Wednesday!

♥  TTFN  ♥