May – One Busy Mother of a Month

MAY 2013 Observances

Asthma and Allergy Awareness Month

Better Sleep Month

Clean Air Month

Correct Posture Month

Employee Health & Fitness Month

Healthy Vision Month/UV Safety

Hepatitis Awareness Month

Huntington’s Disease Awareness Month

Lupus Awareness Month

And that’s not all…

National Arthritis Month

National Bike Month

National High Blood Pressure Education Month

National Melanoma/Skin Cancer Awareness Month

National Mental Health Month

National Osteoporosis Awareness Prevention Month

National Physical Fitness and Sports Month

National Stroke Awareness Month

National Teen Pregnancy Prevention Month

National Tuberous Sclerosis Awareness Month

Older Americans Month

May 1: Project Aces Day

May 6 – 12: National Nurses Week

May 5 – 11: Be Kind to Animals Week

May 6 – 10: National Hospital Week

May 12th:  Mothers Day Inappropriate Movies For Mother’s Day

May 12 – 18: National Women’s Health Week

May 12 – 18: National Nursing Home Week 

Let’s Make A Deal. Or Not.

Paperwork Mountian

It’s been an exciting week around here.  And yes, I’m being facetious.

I’m cleaning out  files and shredding our personal documents. The second 52-gallon trash bag is 1/3 full of shredding’s, and I’ve only cleaned out the top drawer of our old 4-drawer filing cabinet.

And now, Monty, let’s tell our audience what was inside drawer #1!

Court documents – AND their copies in triplicate. It took me two days to sort through 2 sets of divorce papers and the (seemingly mandatory) annual custody/child support hearings. Can you believe we had 16-years of that crap and nobody died?

But wait!   That’s not all that was hiding in the humongous drawer #1…  Door_1

Tax files and canceled checks dated back to 1989. Multiple copies of Birth and Death Certificates of family members and their personal papers.  Hubby’s report cards from grade school through college. Military records. Parts list for a 1986 Jeep. Go figure.

I was so excited to get the crap papers shredded up this afternoon, and be able to see the carpet in my office, until I realized that Monty had drawer #2 waiting for me in the garage.

Great.

So, tune in next week to find out what’s behind drawer #2!
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