I am not.
On a nature walk around the neighborhood yesterday I learned things I never knew before. We were looking under pine trees for acorns, when suddenly Phoenix squealed “Grandma look!” She pointed to a grayish egg-shaped rock. 
Me: “What is it?”
Phoenix: “It’s an owl pellet!”
Me (typical mother response): “Well, don’t touch it.” I looked closer, skeptically. “It looks pretty big for bird poop”
Phoenix (impatiently): “Grandma. Owl pellets aren’t poop!”
Me: “Then what are they?”
Phoenix: “It’s bones, fur and stuff they can’t digest, so when the meat is all gone they cough it up.”
Me: “Really?”
Phoenix: “I’m not kidding Grandma”. She looked up at me to make sure I knew she was serious.
Me: “Like a hair-ball?”
Phoenix: “Yep. I’ve got to take it to school and show my class!”.
She used the baggie we brought along for acorns to pick up the thing. It was light in weight and thank goodness it did not stink. When hubby (a.k.a. grandpa) got home from work, Phoenix showed him her find. I figured he wouldn’t need an explanation because he watched Animal Planet and all those nature channels, but he had never heard of this before either.
So we both learned something.
From a 7-year old.
How awesome is that?
My granddaughter, Phoenix, and I get to hang out together maybe once a year if I can take vacation during one of her school breaks. We missed the summer break this year and I thought our “week” would have to wait until Easter or next summer when I retired. Yes, I know I’m too young to retire, but that is another blog post…
That reminds me of Sharon Newman’s too sweet to be true personality. I will miss seeing her ex, Nicholas, though. Yum. But I digress…
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