Domestic Friday

I love my every-other Friday off work!  I refer to it as my “domestic” Friday because I usually get involved with cleaning, laundry, weeds, or organizing things.

Today I am doing all the above, with some mending thrown in as well. I hope to later work on my cookbook (I’m having problems with formatting that pissed me off, so it’s been a couple of months now since I opened the document).  But first I am on a mission to organize my kitchen cupboards. As you can see, they need it. The plastic container section has been a case of what you want is hard to get to, and you better slam the door shut before 2 more items launch out at you and hit your toes that are only protected on the bottom by your flip-flops. Tupperware is painful my friend!

My prescription medication & remedies section is just ridiculous.

The messy cupboard

I don’t even want to discuss the pots and pans shelf. Ha! It’s not even a shelf – it’s the floor.

It took  2 hours to make any progress. I had to remove everything from the shelf I was working on. I found seasonings and vitamins with expiration dates in 2008. (Yuck!)  I washed the shelf and while it dried I made room in a bedroom dresser drawer for all my medications to hang out in. Except for my plastic 7-day pill-box, the cold remedies, and Ibuprofen, the shelf looks empty now. Look Mom, you can see the shelf!!

There is space!

The food area is full, but now I can see everything. Things do not fall out when I open the doors either. I keep opening the doors to just admire it.

Neater

Saturday afternoon I finally got the motivation to tackle the containers & pots and get this mission finished. Whew. A small part of the house, but one I have to deal with everyday.

Containers Under Control

I know it still looks wild in there, but my toes are safe and so is my 1-year old granddaughter when she comes into the kitchen to help me cook.

Pots Under Control

The pots & pans have room for a couple more that belong there because I am sick of having to dig in the spare room closet for my favorite sauté pan, or in the pantry for my big Tupperware (on the bottom left).

Of course, what helped make things neater was removing a few things and making a place for them in my “pantry”, (a.k.a. the garage). I will spare you looking at that disaster. You might already be asking yourself, why is this crazy woman posting the contents of her kitchen cupboards? And why am I still reading this?

I will answer you truthfully. I have no freaking clue why I am writing this post. Maybe it’s because my blood sugar has been very high. Maybe this menopause thing is striking me silly. Maybe I just want sympathy because I have the smallest kitchen cupboards in the world. My 2 bedroom apartment had twice the cupboard space as this 4 bedroom house. (WTF??)

BTW – have you ever seen kitchen linoleum that looked like brick before? I want to go on record here: I did NOT do that to my kitchen!!

🙂

Chick Flick of the Week: Universal Soldier

I’m Serious.

I absolutely love Jean-Claude Van Damme’s spin-kick. I don’t know why, but I was mesmerized from the first one I saw. I was not even watching the movie, my hubby and sons were having testosterone theater night and I was  in another room reading a good book. I came out to the kitchen for a refill of popcorn and that’s when I saw it. Then a close up of the kicker clinched the deal. I could not believe what I had been missing!  I plopped right down on a bean-bag and stayed there, not moving until the credits were over.

That movie was Nowhere To Run and it had a romantic, Knight-in-shining-armor story going on. Jean-Claude had to protect himself and the pretty single-mom with his spin-kicks. This was not your macho he-man only kind of movie.

When Hard Target was on TV I decided to check it out. The spin-kicks were even more awesome and intense. The plot was once again a damsel in distress (which I love, BTW). But the enjoyment of watching spin-kicks and the rescuing was tainted by Jean-Claude’s hair. I know it’s petty, but really, did his character have to have a greasy, matted, mullet cut? Yuck. Despite that distraction, it was a great movie.

I discovered that Universal Soldier was playing on HBO late Saturday night.  I would be sleeping on the couch and vaporizing myself, so this cheered me up considerably.  I had a “date” with Jean-Claude.

My “date” is in top spin-kick shape, and has clean, short, military hair in Universal Soldier.  Even when wearing an eye-patch the dude is   HOT!!!.  I think I remember exactly how hot Jean-Claude is in between seeing him in action, but my memory is like black & white TV, compared to the high-def, full living color of this perfect man. Such a lovely surprise each time I see him!

This movie has many more lethal weapons and mindless shooting than the other movies I like. I just fast forward through those parts and get right back to the chick stuff. There should be no shooting in a Van Damme movie anyway. Just a bunch of major ass-kicking.

What could be better than Jean-Claude’s perfect face and body, kicking ass in a tight-fitting uniform?

His being out of uniform, that’s what. Jean-Claude plays a character that is  too hot for his own bad self. When the man gets overheated he starts pulling off clothing and looking for ice. And girls, this happens more than once.

No matter which movie you pick to watch (and I know you will!), you may need ice yourself.

😉

When In Doubt…

JeevesAsk Jeeves.

Remember my “quest” for information on how to get a day/week/month for your cause?  Well, I was curled up on the couch, vaporizing* myself at 4:00am this morning, and I figured why not do some Internet research? (I’m sick, OK?)

I deliberately avoided the dot gov sites and tried AskJeeves.com. I typed in my question and Jeeves led me to a number of sites that were actually helpful in finding out what I wanted to know. The dude is in the UK, and yet he is more helpful than our own government sites – go figure.

I still nodded off about 5 times while gathering facts. Redundant and over chatty pages (I’m within the dot gov ones at this point) slowed me down, but at last I now have some information for us. Not only that, but it’s in a form that I can easily translate into common English (i.e. American).

Information taken from David Silverberg’s “Building a Bill In Congress- for Dummies

It all starts with an idea, a simple concept. You take that idea to your representative  because you see a need, you have a cause, and you want it to become a law.

Only members of Congress can propose resolutions that are considered by the entire body. Your task comes down to convincing a Congressperson to actually want to introduce your idea.

Anyone can write up, or draft a bill, but only a member of Congress can introduce it. However, the more work that you do for members, the easier it is for them to work on your behalf. When you have a bill that you want Congress to consider, writing it up in legal language and presenting it to your representative or senator as a draft is a good idea. Lobbyists routinely draft legislative proposals.

Figuring out how to write a bill is easy. Just look up an existing bill on the congressional Web site and follow that format to compose your proposal. Although your representative may make a few changes, he and the staff won’t have to do as much work creating the bill by themselves.

At another helpful place I found formats to use when writing a Bill & Fact Sheet:

Bill Format
Title: An Act to __________________________   Title should not be too specific but give an accurate statement of what the bill will do.

Preamble: Your only opportunity in the bill itself to make an argument about why the bill is important and good. Consists of 2 or 3 clauses that begin with phrases such as “given that” or “recognizing that.”

Section 1: States the main purpose of the bill.

Section 1A: If you want to clarify something about Section 1, use a subsection.

Section 1B: If there is more to clarify, use another subsection. Remember, if you have a Subsection A, you need at least a Subsection B. Add as many subsections as needed  If you only need one subsection, you just make it the next section.

Section 2: This is where you present the next part of your bill.  You can use subsections here as well, they follow the same rules.  For the rest of the sections explaining your bill, use this format.

Section 3: Enactment clause.  This is the last section of your bill (not always Section 3).  In this section, you state how long it will take for the bill to go into effect.  Often it is 91 days.  Anything less is considered emergency legislation and requires a 2/3 vote to pass

How to Write a Fact Sheet
– The goal of the fact sheet is to provide arguments in favor of your bill. The bill can only say what you wish to do; the fact sheet tells us why you wish to do it.- The information should cause the reader to come to the conclusion that your bill is absolutely necessary.-State the problem your bill solves, why the problem must be solved, and what may happen if the problem is not solved.

– Numbers and statistics should be used frequently! Also, all information should be stated in a brief and concise manner.

-Make sure that the information you cite is RECENT!

– You are NOT making conclusions or providing analysis regarding them. The information should cause the reader to come to the conclusion that your bill is absolutely necessary.

– Remember! Your fact sheet essentially sells your bill!

References/Sources
– It is important that you cite your sources! Make sure to use multiple credible sources such as magazines and newspapers. Not random websites; internet sites are fine as long as they are from widely recognized and accepted sites.

– If an entire section comes from one source, then you can put one footnote on the heading for that section. If each fact came from a different source, cite each accordingly (with footnotes).

Tips
– A fact sheet should look organized and impressive. You want people to read it so the information should be organized in a “user-friendly” and easily understandable format. Avoid large blocks of text.

– Put the name of the bill author, the committee, the bill title, the name of the congress, and “Fact Sheet” at the top of your fact sheet.

– The fact sheet should be divided into a few sections, and there should be a clear heading for each section. Each of these sections should contain at least two facts.

– If you wish to make the headings in the form of questions, make sure all of your headings are in the form of questions- be consistent!!!

– The individual facts should be bulleted, and each one should be no more than two lines (at most three lines).

Sample Fact Sheet

Samantha Fishbein
Penn Model Congress
Committee: Education and the Workforce
Title: An Act to Ban Abstinence-Only Sex Education

What Is the Definition of Abstinence-Only Sex Education?1
• The sole purpose of sex education should be to teach the social, psychological, and health benefits from abstaining from sexual activity.
• It teaches that abstaining from sexual activity outside marriage is the standard norm, and that once two people are married, a faithful, monogamous relationship is expected.
• It teaches that abstinence is the only way to avoid premarital pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases, and that having a child out of wedlock is harmful to the child, the parents, and society.

How Widespread is Abstinence-Only Sex Education?
2
• In the past five years, approximately $500 million in federal and state matching funds have been spent on abstinence-only education.
o The federal government matches state funds for abstinence-only programs.
o Due to this stipulation, money been diverted away from comprehensive sex education.
• Fewer than half of U.S. public schools offer information on how to obtain birth control, and only a third include discussions of abortion and sexual orientation in their curricula.How Effective is Abstinence-Only Sex Education?
• Several studies has shown that abstinence-only education does not decrease teen pregnancy or the risk of acquiring sexually transmitted infections.3
• A study at Columbia University found that while virginity “pledge” programs led some participants to delay sex, 88% still had premarital sex, and their rates of sexually transmitted diseases were not significantly different from those who did not pledge.3
• When students who received an abstinence-only education become sexually active, they often fail to use contraception because they are unsure how to do so.2What Benefits Lie in Alternative Comprehensive Sex Education?
• Comprehensive sex education includes a variety of topics related to human development, relationships, sexual behavior, and sexual culture.  It teaches that abstinence is the best method to prevent STDs and pregnancy, but also how to use contraception.4
• Teaching students about contraception has led to a 55% drop in teen pregnancies and a significant delay in the onset of sexual intercourse.5
• People who receive this type of education are more likely to delay sexual activity and to use protection correctly and consistently when they become sexually active.4___________________________________________________________________________
1Title IX, Section 912 of the Personal Responsibility and Work Opportunity Reconciliation Act of 1996
2http://www.ncac.org/education
3http://www.democrats.reform.house.gov
4http://www.ppnyc.org/facts
5http://www.themediaproject.com/topics/sexeducation.htm

Okay. Now we know what to do when the urge to make something a law hits us 😉

* Vaporizing: the act of boiling water to create moist steam in the air. Used to treat respiratory infections and croup. In case you didn’t know.