Three words: Oral. Surgery. Tuesday.
So, what does a gal like me do the night before? Basically everything I won’t be able to do for over a week:
I chew. Popcorn, toffee peanuts. granola, pumpkin seeds.
I suck beverages through a straw. Really hard.
I do NOT rinse with antiseptic mouthwash or warm salt water.
I plan out my TV for the next 3-days. I need to stay in my recliner and not wander around the house in a stupor, asking for trouble. I will not be allowed in the kitchen, for reasons I’m too lazy tonight to go into. Ask my kids – they love telling the story…
On the TV list, so far, are movies I love. Armageddon, Lethal Weapon, Forever Young. One movie I had not yet seen – Life of PI. I read the book, so I know the story, and I’m looking forward to seeing the film.
I wouldn’t expect too much blog activity this week. Of course, it could go the other way, after all, this is me we’re talking about. Way too much TMI – type of information may get spread around the Internet. God forbid there are photos!
Do not fear. I can’t write in my sleep and that is all I can do besides sit like a zombie in la-la land. The pain is gone – but so is my brain.
Got to go rinse with salt water and medicine. Then it’s back to my recliner to sleep through another movie. Yawn! In an hour I will wonder if I posted this blog or not ;-(
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Sorry to disappoint on the TMI – I felt too sick to even answer comments or email. Apparently, I got the “weak drugs” instead of the good ones.
This sucks 😦
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