Rebuttal From a Hazardous Material

Hazardous Material Warning Sign

Ladies, is it just me, or does this make you want to write a Hazardous Materials Data Sheet (HMDS) on the element: Man?

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to write a HMDS for the element: Man. There is no deadline or competition. OK, we all know there will be a bit of competition 😉 . But the only prize is getting to write something fun and reading ones you didn’t write.

Oh, and men? Feel free to accept this mission as well 🙂

Happy writing!

Organize Smorganize

I fantasize about living in a house that has a place for everything, and everything in its place. I know it can be done, I’ve seen it on TV and even in a co-worker’s office. My office is nearly as bad as my house. In both cases I have too much crap many things and not enough room to store them in.

This will not be the case at our new house. We made sure that there was plenty of storage, both inside and outside. Not that we need the room now. There is nothing in the house yet except some things for my office bookshelves. Which are in boxes because the book shelf is TBD.

I have my sweet new dishes, bowls & matching mugs in my new kitchen. You guessed it – they are in boxes. I can’t wait to put them away in my new cupboards. I want to skip the hard part and go directly to the fun stuff like decorating, buying furniture, a desk and organize everything into its place.

But first I must organize the house we are living in, which we will sell soon, God willing. 24 years of living in a house (with a pack rat no less), means you have a lot of crap  things to weed through and make decisions about. I HATE making decisions. I have started going through things I  we don’t want and putting them in different boxes. One box is for the Vets to pick up. One box is for garage sale items. Even though I won’t decide to have a garage sale until there are things we want to get rid of that we think people will pay money for, there is a place to put them.

Junk waiting to be sorted  Organizing looks very much like a mess, while it is being done. It also takes up twice the space when stuff is separated and spread out. This is how we have been living. We are so accustomed to the disaster that is our home, we forget that people who don’t live here might find this  uncomfortable.  Get over it.  Be happy you don’t live here.

Another box is for the crap  stuff  the kids left in their rooms. They all have been warned. We are NOT moving  your abandoned crap  stuff from your childhood up to the mountains. So sorry. Yes, we know you don’t have room for it because we never did either. We feel your pain.

Things That Will Happen in 2012

Thank You

Thank you to all my family, friends and subscribers that have been faithful readers all throughout 2011.  You have made writing extra rewarding for me!

No, I am not claiming to be a  fortune-teller or psychic, but things I have planned (and looked forward to) for the past few years will be happening in 2012.

 

Hubby starts collecting Social Security. Married to an old guy will  just be plain weird.

I will have an iPhone.  I will also be changing carriers, for one that actually gets a signal if I am near my (new) house.

We will unload , Um, sell our home of 24 years to the highest bidder, give it to the bank, or whatever it takes to not owe anything on it.

Hubby & I will quit our day jobs. I have mixed emotions about this because I honestly like my job. But I like my hubby and writing even more.

Mountain House
The snowplow stops here

I will live next door to the Stanislas National Forest. A gorgeous house sits next to the forest. It has been waiting since December of 2009 for us to move in and make it our home. We hope to move in the spring.

I will re-design my blog space. Maybe go for a more professional look. Or not. Maybe I will have humorous tales to tell about wildlife and mountain living….

May the things you plan to happen in 2012, actually do!