Author: JodiLea

I don't pretend to be who/what I'm not. I will be honest here unless I publish under the category "This could be news," which is 99% fiction and a wee bit sarcastic. ;-) I want readers who come here to have as much fun as I do. Not all subjects can be fun, but most can be funny if I do my job right ;-) My inner child is reflected in my logo and will change at a moment's notice.

What The – !?

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Mother Nature must be sick of hearing about the drought all the time. Why else would she cause such a strange course in the weather?

THIS preempted tonight’s evening movie…

A Thank You to grandpa Bruce and granddaughter Chloë, for freezing their patooties off to bring you this video.

 

The Things Some People Go Through to Get the Good Drugs

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Three words: Oral. Surgery. Tuesday.

So, what does a gal like me do the night before? Basically everything I won’t be able to do for over a week:

I chew. Popcorn, toffee peanuts. granola, pumpkin seeds.
I suck beverages through a straw. Really hard.

I do NOT rinse with antiseptic mouthwash or warm salt water.

I plan out my TV for the next 3-days. I need to stay in my recliner and not wander around the house in a stupor, asking for trouble. I will not be allowed in the kitchen, for reasons I’m too lazy tonight to go into. Ask my kids – they love telling the story…

On the TV list, so far, are movies I love.  Armageddon, Lethal Weapon, Forever Young. One movie I had not yet seen – Life of PI. I read the book, so I know the story, and I’m looking forward to seeing the film.

I wouldn’t expect too much blog activity this week. Of course, it could go the other way, after all, this is me we’re talking about.  Way too much TMI – type of information may get spread around the Internet.  God forbid there are photos!

Do not fear. I can’t write in my sleep and that is all I can do besides sit like a zombie in la-la land. The pain is gone – but so is my brain.

Got to go rinse with salt water and medicine. Then it’s back to my recliner to sleep through another movie. Yawn! In an hour I will wonder if I posted this blog or not ;-(

J

The Can of Worms I Opened

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BlueEyeCrying Wow!
Women really hate the third #1 of ‘The Man Rules’. [Please remember that I did not write this list – some guy did…]

I received comments ranging from ‘men need to learn the difference between real and crocodile tears’, to the scientific explanation of differences in the crying reflex in men and women.

Otherwise, most of the woman AND men thought the Man Rules list was accurate – as did I.

Thank you to everyone who responded  🙂   I now have input for “The Woman Rules” – #1 will express our feelings about crying! BTW, The Woman Rules will be in a properly formatted sequentially numbered list. These rules will not be shouted by using ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.

Please submit your thoughts on other ‘rules’ that women generally live by. I am drawing a blank here, people!

Thanks in Advance!!

J

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