Dog For Sale

A friend came across this ad and passed it on to me.

I thought it was worthy of my blog 🙂

Dog  For Sale

Dog4Sale
Excellent guard dog. Free  to a good home.

Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more
drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left
in the neighborhood for him to eat.

Most of them knew Jethro only by his Oriental street name:

Ho Lee Schitt.

Dirty Looks

Dirty Look
From the Dirty Looks of Babes

Who is getting this dirty look – and Why? Only the child knows, and she isn’t talking. Yet.

We were so amused when this 10-month old baby girl started shooting this look at us. It was just so damned cute, not to mention entertaining when a passer-by on the street would get one of her looks. I so wish that I took pictures of their faces!

You mark my words – this expressive little girl will wow Hollywood someday. Her flare for the dramatic has been compared to adolescent girls with PMS.

At the tender age of 6, she is a diva. She has a charismatic charm that draws people towards her. Adults will do her bidding without even knowing they are, quite frankly, being bossed around. I found this extremely funny (unless she was doing this to me).

Remember this sweet face. You will see her again. I guarantee it!

Not Pretending it’s me..

This photo was not taken when I was 5-years old. I have never been, or will ever be, so damned cute.

Tea Party Madness

Miss Phoenix (pictured) has a thing for tea-parties. No pretending or inviting of dolls for her. We get out the “fancy” stuff to set the table. I bake scones and sometimes we have fruits & cheeses. Sometimes we have those tiny sandwiches. Sometimes we have all of the above and then some.

This tea-party took place on my backyard porch, in November last year. It was a bit chilly, but not enough to detour serious tea party people. As always, there was much giggling and tall tales told. The more sugar ingested, the sillier things became.

When I asked her to “look like you’re having fun”, this picture is what my camera captured. The mad-hatter has nothing on Miss Phoenix Baer.  😉