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Women really hate the third #1 of ‘The Man Rules’. [Please remember that I did not write this list – some guy did…]
I received comments ranging from ‘men need to learn the difference between real and crocodile tears’, to the scientific explanation of differences in the crying reflex in men and women.
Otherwise, most of the woman AND men thought the Man Rules list was accurate – as did I.
Thank you to everyone who responded 🙂 I now have input for “The Woman Rules” – #1 will express our feelings about crying! BTW, The Woman Rules will be in a properly formatted sequentially numbered list. These rules will not be shouted by using ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.
Please submit your thoughts on other ‘rules’ that women generally live by. I am drawing a blank here, people!
Mother Nature is playing an April Fool’s trick on us mountain folks today.
She has quite the blizzard going on. Everything is covered in white and the snowflakes keep coming down.
Not that you can see the delicate ones on video. The big fat flakes hide when they see me with a camera. Even the delicate ones stop after I record them. If I go about my sewing or writing as usual – they come back. They know I love watching them fall and they tease me mercilessly….
So much for doing the Tuesday grocery shopping. And the weather-guessers are saying this will go on until Thursday. Even though I didn’t have plans to go anywhere else, and I’m a homebody at heart, I feel eerily trapped.
Glad I have plenty of soup and edible stuff in the pantry! And, if the power stays on, all is well 😉
A dear sis-in-law of mine passed along some critical information that I found extremely helpful, so of course I have to share it with y’all…
Anonymous Man
Rules that every man wants you (his woman) to remember:
[ All are numbered #1 on purpose]
1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.
1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU’RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT’S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON’T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.
1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.
1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE: SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK! STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK! OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK! JUST SAY IT!
1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.
1. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT’S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.
1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.
1. IF YOU THINK YOU’RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON’T ASK US.
1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.
1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH. IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.
1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.
1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE…
1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS.. PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.
1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY ‘NOTHING,’ WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING’S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.
1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON’T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR..
1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE…REALLY.
1. DON’T ASK US WHAT WE’RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS SPORTS OR FIREARMS.
1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.
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This explains a lot, doesn’t it?
Maybe we need to come up with a list of our own rules, ladies. If you know of any – please send them to me! I will be happy to put together a list we can vote on.
And men, don’t be shy! You probably most of the women rules already. 😉
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