Genius or Gorgeous?

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Plain Rabbit
Plain Rabbit
Jessica Rabbit
Jessica Rabbit

I am already smart enough.

I want to feel how I imagine it feels to be extremely good-looking. It must be wonderful to have self-confidence. To not worry about what people are looking at, or thinking, when you enter a room.  To instantly be given the benefit of the doubt instead of treated with suspicion. To be flirted with instead of ignored, or worse,  avoided. To get a friendly warning instead of a traffic ticket. People are just more patient and courteous. Men smile at you. A Knight in Shining Armour around every corner: guys happy to open doors for you, help you carry things, change your flat tire. Help you when you’re lost. Ask and thee shall receive.

At least that is what I imagine extremely pretty women experience. I would like to experience this. However, no matter how much make-up, cute hair styles or fabulous clothes I put on – I stay little Miss  Plain. The only thing worse than a photograph of me is video.  Ugh.  Hollywood is not looking for this gal.

Given the choice, I will definitely go with gorgeous. Please don’t tell me it was a rhetorical question. I’ll am waiting …