I Know What You’re Thinking

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Topic #65: “If you could read minds for a day, would you?”  Hell yes!  I would LOVE  to read minds.  Can I have more than one day?  What a wonderful opportunity to check out how other people think about stuff, what thoughts pop into their heads, and most importantly, are they as nutty as I am?

Finding out how people really feel about me would be scary, but worth all the other things I would find out. I am a very curious nosy gal. I inherited this trait from mom, along with weak teeth and shapely legs. (All three traits have gotten me into trouble now and then.)

Knowing which co-workers I annoyed would be useful information. So would being able to keep 2 steps ahead of my boss. My sister would love me to stop asking her questions all the time. Getting info from her is like prying the remote control away from mom. Speaking of which, reading mom’s thoughts would save her a lot of breath and effort now.

Being able to know what my hubby is thinking would be so helpful. Every time I ask him, “whatcha thinkin’?”. He answers with “Nothing”. According to him, he never thinks. I know this is not  true. He just doesn’t want to tell me what he is thinking about. Drives me crazy!

Reading minds would keep me out of trouble.  Did you know that some forms of nosiness are actually felonies? Trust me on this one.