This is the kind of frog I like:
- Hubert the Frog is not slimy.
- He is quiet and doesn’t croak all night.
- He seems happy.
- He doesn’t jump, so the Calaveras County Frog Jumping Contest in May is out, but I can get over that.
- He does not need to eat, so I don’t have to keep bugs in the house.
- No eat – no froggy-doo
- He does not exhibit destructive behavior when we leave him alone.
We know something goes on when we leave, but we can’t prove it.
However, lately we suspect that Hubert Frog is really Hillary Frog, or having a party. Even worse, Hubert invited over a couple of buddies to watch Monday Night Football.