- For the modern medicines that keep me alive
- That I do not live in Iraq, Iran, or any of those disgruntled terrorist countries
- That my alarm clock no longer wakes me up at 3AM Mom – Fri
- That my job no longer interferes with all my doctor appointments
- Hubby has agreed to me rescuing a dog
- For internet shopping
- For the teeth that remain in my head
- For my Guardian Angel, who really should get a raise