Diary of a Nicotine Addict: Phase 2b

Surgeon Generals WarningTuesday, May 17th

Dear Diary,

I bought a pack of cigarettes today- my last one, God willing. I finished the tasks in Phase 2. I will start Phase 3 ( the actual quitting part) on my birthday. In two days. Yikes!

Two things I will NOT miss about smoking are the messy ashtrays, and the Surgeon General warning me all the time.

Quitting Smoking Now: Greatly Reduces Surgeon General’s Warnings about your health.

Now how is that for something to print on a pack of cigarettes?